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Snoring beauty

Once a pone a time there was a beautiful princess.At morning she would pick flowers and sing to birds, you may think you know this princess but you don't.At night when everyone goes to sleep including the princess,She well.....um...SNORE'S.I know what your thinking "Well snoring's not so bad" well your wrong.She has know average amount of snoring loudness, she snores as loud as a giant.So one day the towns folk decided to do something about it.That night they were making a  machine,then in the morning they gave it to her.And it worked all her snoring would go in to all the town's folk's cars to charge them.The End 

A time I ate something disgusting

It was time, time to eat the.......The..........Dried up apple slices! I don't mean to be rude but that didn't sound nice. And I  standard correct, it was horrible. I mean I like apples but not dried up thin ones. At last it was over. Then I took a drink of water to wash down the left overs.